Gallery | Mr. G, the Holiday Grouch for Hire | Lancaster, PA

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The grouch in the wild

All real events, real guests, and one real scowl. This is exactly what shows up at your door: the wreath crown, the sweater, and the attitude, softened considerably by whoever he is posing with.

Pick your grouch

Same grouch, several coats. Tell us which look you want when you book, or talk it through with him first.

Mr. G in the Classic look: a red Santa-style suit with white fur trim and a Santa hat, leaning on a steam locomotive — The Classic. The traditional red suit, fur trim and all. Maximum grouch, formal division.

Mr. G in the Goofy Sweater look: a red and white striped Christmas sweater and a wreath crown, arms thrown wide — The Goofy Sweater. His red and white Christmas sweater and the wreath crown. The one you have probably seen around town.

Mr. G in the Summer Grouch look: a floral Hawaiian shirt, pink lei and straw hat, arms outstretched — The Summer Grouch. Hawaiian shirt, lei, straw hat. Built for Christmas in July and warm weather nerve.

Your theme here?

Something Custom. Planning something specific? Tell him the theme and he will scheme up a look for it.

Mr. G with his arms thrown wide, grinning in front of a laughing guest — The grand entrance. Try not to applaud, it encourages him.

Close-up of Mr. G waving both hands at the camera — Yes, yes. Hello. Adore me quietly.

Mr. G sprawled on a golden throne between Mrs. Claus and Santa — Guest of honor, against everyone’s better judgment.

Mr. G working the DJ decks at an event — DJ Grouch. Taking requests, denying most of them.

Mr. G mid-stride in an office space, arms out toward the camera — Out in the wild, terrifying the retail sector.

Close portrait of Mr. G with a finger to his lips — Plotting something. It is always the cookie table.

Mr. G dashing down an empty barn hall — Caught mid-getaway. He regrets nothing.

Mr. G and Santa posing together on stage — A professional disagreement with the man in red.

Mr. G teasing a guest beside tall barn windows — Teasing the guests is part of the show.

Mr. G walking through a barn hall during an event — Working the room at the Star Barn.

Mr. G lounging on a gold throne beside a lit Christmas tree, legs crossed — A throne is just a chair that agrees with him.

Santa Claus gesturing at Mr. G beside a Christmas tree — The big guy and I have an understanding.

Close portrait of Mr. G beside a smiling guest — He poses. He complains about posing. He poses again.

Mr. G crawling across the stage toward Mrs. Claus — Dignity is seasonal.

Mr. G standing outdoors in front of the white Star Barn — On duty at Christmas at the Star Barn Village.

Close-up of Mr. G waving at the camera — A wave, under protest.

Mr. G on the dance floor with other performers — He does not dance. This is not dancing. Do not call it dancing.

Mr. G in the Classic red suit leaning on a red steam locomotive — The Classic, inspecting the railway. The train passed. Barely.

Mr. G in a tank top and floral shorts with ski goggles on his head, arms out on a sidewalk — Off duty. Still green.

Mr. G in a Hawaiian shirt waving beside Santa and a police officer at a ballpark event — Even in summer, the big guy keeps him honest.

Event photos by Alexander Sellers, Christmas at the Star Barn Village. Two more from Mr. G’s own page, used with his permission.