Bookings
A surprise doorstep visit. He knocks, he grumbles, he poses on the porch, and he leaves your household legend status permanently raised.
He works the room: photos with every guest, cookie table commentary, and a dramatic reading of your guest list of complaints. The hit of the party, against his will.
Store events, tree lightings, holiday markets, and company parties. A green grouch out front pulls a crowd better than a sandwich board ever will.
Family photos with a twist. Bring your matching pajamas; he will bring the scowl. Works beautifully for the holiday card nobody forgets.
Reach out with your date, town, and what you are planning. Weekends in December fill early.
Half the agreement total, paid up front, holds your date. The balance is due the day of the visit.
A confirmation with arrival details lands in your inbox before the day. Then all you provide is a door to knock on.
Pennsylvania child clearances are available on request for schools, churches, and venues that need them on file.
A handler is always on site, and Mr. G is never one on one with a child. Photos happen in the open, with family around.
Based in Lancaster County, performing at community holiday events across the region every season.
Book Mr. G
Tell us when and where. You will hear back within a day, usually faster, with availability and a final quote.
Your request is on its way to Mr. G. You will hear back within a day, usually faster, with availability and a final quote. A deposit of half the agreement holds your date.
Rather reach out directly? Email Mr. G or call or text 570-916-9840.
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